Your average assassin aims for silence. Your average assassin... doesn't use a rocket launcher.
On stage, under the moon, my quarry lifted his arms repeatedly in a beseeching gesture.
"Let's make some noise!" he shouted into the microphone. The crowd's response was lackluster. "I said let's make some noise!" he repeated.
I pulled the trigger. Sometimes, not being your average assassin yields some really cosmic-level hilarity.
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